R E T U R N T O T H E D E P T H S
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
I did this at a bus stop once. I missed my bus and the next one wasn’t supposed to come for another hour, so I had time to kill. A little girl walking with her mom said it looked like a throne for a flower princess.
after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.
god I’m horny
"hello horny, im god"
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
*makes a list of everyone who didn’t reblog my selfie*
*likes selfie* *doesn’t reblog*